Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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