It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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