Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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