I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just gift wrapped bread.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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