Already got asked if we're dating
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Randomize
