I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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