Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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