we should wear snuggies to the strip club
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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