well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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