yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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