What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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