...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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