i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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