make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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