I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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