yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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