so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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