My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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