She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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