Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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