you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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