Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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