it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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