tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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