"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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