Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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