chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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