so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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