Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
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my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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