she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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