Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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