Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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