You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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