So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.