Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait