worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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