trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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