I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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