even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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