he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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