It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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