The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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