I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
she woke up with a sticky ear
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
