"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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