Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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