Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
love makes seman taste better
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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