So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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