I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
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Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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