Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
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