if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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