I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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