For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
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Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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