Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Randomize
