great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i just google imaged poop.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
