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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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