i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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